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My name is Tessa-Marie and I live it up in the 850. I'd never be able to tell you about myself in this little box, you just have to find out for yourself :)

myotpisgay:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

tabbybeard:

tramampoline:

baxtavius:

How low? This is really convenient, especially in Canada where it’s negative asshole degrees out. Besides, sometimes you do need your phone while walking outside, whether for light or communication or directions.

like i’ve needed to text people while outside several times this week i’d rather not literally risk frostbite to do it

durr hburr techonology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch

I want that last line on a shirt

myotpisgay:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

tabbybeard:

tramampoline:

baxtavius:

How low? This is really convenient, especially in Canada where it’s negative asshole degrees out. Besides, sometimes you do need your phone while walking outside, whether for light or communication or directions.

like i’ve needed to text people while outside several times this week i’d rather not literally risk frostbite to do it

durr hburr techonology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch

I want that last line on a shirt

Nailed it.

ctron164:

omegakttn:

thinksquad:

LAFAYETTE, Colo. – An elementary school principal says she was fired for protecting children from humiliation.
Noelle Roni says she fought against a policy requiring kids to get their hands stamped if they don’t have enough money in their lunch account. She was fired from Peak to Peak Charter School in Lafayette in the fall.
“The kids are humiliated. They’re branded. It’s disrespectful. Where’s the human compassion? And these are little children,” she said.
Roni was principal for nine years before being fired. She calls it a wrongful termination, and wants her job back.

Why in the living fuck is this not signal boosted the shit out of?

BOOST !!!

ctron164:

omegakttn:

thinksquad:

LAFAYETTE, Colo. – An elementary school principal says she was fired for protecting children from humiliation.

Noelle Roni says she fought against a policy requiring kids to get their hands stamped if they don’t have enough money in their lunch account. She was fired from Peak to Peak Charter School in Lafayette in the fall.

“The kids are humiliated. They’re branded. It’s disrespectful. Where’s the human compassion? And these are little children,” she said.

Roni was principal for nine years before being fired. She calls it a wrongful termination, and wants her job back.

Why in the living fuck is this not signal boosted the shit out of?

BOOST !!!

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

insomniavery:

pybun:

isqineeha:

Ice Cave - Georgia O’Keeffe

#that’s a vagina


I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ICE SCULPTURE VAGINA AT FIRST

It even has a butthole

insomniavery:

pybun:

isqineeha:

Ice Cave - Georgia O’Keeffe

I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ICE SCULPTURE VAGINA AT FIRST

It even has a butthole

wethatkindoforc:

catsbeaversandducks:

Snow Leopards And Their Giant Nommable Tails

"BEHOLD, DOGS! We have achieved that which you cannot!"

Via catfuse zum

This is exactly what I would do if I were a snow leopard. 

thefrogman:

Best Friends by Elena Shumilova [500px]

[h/t: wolverxne]

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college